Day 4 of 30 days of Fiction: “4) Prompt: a hostage situation”
I came home from the library to find my husband and our oldest child watching what we affectionately called “the grown-up TV,” the one we didn’t allow the younger children to watch. They were both frowning, their shoulders curled forward in identical postures of unhappiness (if I didn’t have the evidence of my own senses to rely on, I would doubt that our oldest had any of me at all, so close was the resemblance to my husband). They had been fighting a lot lately, so it had to be something monumental to get them this close, this mutually tensed.
“What is it?” I asked, already dreading the answer.
“Hostage situation downtown,” my husband answered tensely. “The baddie’s claiming if they don’t meet his demands, he’ll eat the hostages.”
“What are his demands?”
“Ketchup,” my oldest answered darkly. My glare got a shrug and an aggrieved “what? I mean, it’s not what they’re saying, but even the ogres didn’t like to eat raw meat without some sort of flavor.”
I turned my attention to my spouse, who is generally more rational than our children. “They’re not telling us, actually. I have a feeling it’s bad.” There was a keening in the back of his throat, like a dog eager to hunt. He might have retired from the force, but they tell me the urges and habits never really fade.
“It’s not a dragon, is it?” I liked the Smiths, and they took that sort of thing hard.
Both of them looked at me oddly. It was my oldest, voice choked, who answered me.
“It’s a human.”
Next: Ketchup
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Oh man! That ending. Dude, your fantasy just went all Criminal Minds on me. Very cool.
There’s been a lot of that lately. Lots and lots of murder mystery creeping in around the edges. I’m knitting again, you see.
*grins* That will do it! I just didn’t really expect murder mystery here. It’s a neat twist. And I can see why people would suspect the dragon.
*grins* neat. Ketchup. I had inspiration for this one outside of Criminal minds, though.
Oh? Neat. Possibly one of those hostage negotiation shows? I wonder how you negotiate with a dragon in that setting? Other than carefully…
an M&M commercial (“or he’ll eat the hostages”) and a dark Batman alt!verse (“ketchup.”)
That M&M commercial is creepy. I have the “Beware of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup” bumper sticker.
That was in my mind, too. The Batman comic is creepier, I promise.
I am not sure I can take that level of creepy. But I am not surprised that it’s in a Batman comic…