Archive | December 2011

meme in lieu of content – the pairing questions

Yoinked from, among other people, [profile] clare_drgonfly, who made my day by answering this for Kai/Rozen here.

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Feel free to mention any pairing from a fandom you know I like, or any of my original characters. I’ll try to come up with technology equivalents for non-modern day settings.

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Icon Flash: Facets of Dusk & Ekwara

Continuing flash series! I’m going to write one flash for every Icon I have, over 4 LJ accounts, 1 DW, and a whole bunch of not-currently-in-use, until I get bored or run out of icons.

Today’s icon:

A Jaunx, from Ekwara

Icon & Art by Djinni

This icon was drawn at the same time as my Alexa icon, so it’s always been rather Facets-of-Dusk for me. This story crosses the Facets multiverse with Djinni’s comic Ekwara.

Facets does not yet have a landing page (whoops!) but it does have a tag, below

It was beginning to be old hat. Take a hand, wait for the chain to form, open the Door, step through. Alexa was getting very good at it. The rest of the team was getting good, too, at all the things they had to do when they reached a new location, recon and integration and information-gathering. They were, after so many false starts, acting like a team.

Alexa swung the door open, holding Josie’s right hand with her left, and stepped through. One step – the ground was soft, squishy grass. Two steps – it held her weight, and Josie’s, without buckling or sinking. Three steps – the terrain around them was wooded, bright green. She saw no buildings, which was odd. Normally, in order for there to be a door…

She looked around, a strange thought occurring to her. She’d seen those trees. She’s seen that cat-like creature over there, the one doing something that looked like casting a spell, opening a… a vortex of stars, much like some of her own Doorways. She’d read about this place.

She looked behind her, hurriedly. There was no door, just as slowly shrinking portal that Aerich was stepping through. That left Peter on the other side. Ignoring all protocol, she shoved Josie into Aerich, pushing both of them into the portal, and grabbed Xenia and Cole’s hands. “Back, back now!”

They had had enough close calls. They let her push them all back in. As the door shut behind them, Cole asked, mildly, “Alexa, what the hell?”

“I’ve seen that place before,” she told them, and then, because she had seen a number of worlds that they hadn’t, she clarified, “in a comic, a web-comic.”

“A comic,” Aerich scoffed. Peter looked up, curious.

“If we can prove that worlds that are fiction to us…”

“Ekwara,” she cut him off, “is where lost things wind up. And there was no door on that side.”

“Oh.” Aerich blinked. “A one-way Door?”

“Exactly. And, while it’s a lovely comic…”

“…we don’t want to get trapped there,” Cole agreed. “Good call, Alexa.”

She ignored the rush of warmth, mostly because, with that Door off-limits…

“So,” Xenia asked, “where do we go now?”

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Cali-Novel midway

This isn’t a whole week’s bit by far, but I wanted some feedback.

PATRICK
She looked nervous.

I wasn’t sure if I liked that. I mean… she held all the cards. If she was nervous, it means that either she thought I was going to screw something up – which really could be messy for me – or this was one of the cards she wasn’t actually holding.

“You want me to fake obedience,” I repeated slowly. “Just in front of other people. Certain other people? Or everyone?”

“Not Georgie, not just general people when we’re out-“

So she thought there would be a “we” “out.” That was interesting.

“-but in front of my mother, and people who report to her, yeah.”

“That sounds a lot like just being obedient, you know.”

She winced. She really flinched at that one.”

“I know it does. But it’s – baby steps?”

“Steps sounds like it’s going to go from ‘just these people’ to ‘all the time.'” How far could I push her?

“Well, you are</i. a slave now, whether you like it or not." Apparently, that far. Feeling childish, I stuck my tongue out at her.

“No, really? I thought the collar was a fashionable accessory here and you didn’t want my neck to be wrong. So I’m a slave. And you want me to pretn – no, let’s be honest. To be a good slave when it will make you look bad if I’m not.”

“Yes…” now she was really nervous. Neat.

“What’s in it for me?”

Instead of sputtering, she templed her fingers and looked at me over the tips. “Comfort. A lighter-weight collar, for starters. Nice clothes. The freedom to roam the grounds and, eventually, to go where you will within the city – and access to a car to do so, when I don’t need your services. Spending money. The chance to spend it.”

I sat back, a little overwhelmed. “You’re talking about almost having a life again.”

“I’m talking about truly being my companion.”

“Okay, you’re saying that like it’s supposed to mean something to me. You know it doesn’t, right?”

“I know it doesn’t yet,” she agreed. She was way too freaking calm about this whole thing. “But, not to be circular, it involves all that stuff I just mentioned.”

“A car? Spending cash? That doesn’t sound like a job, lady, that sounds like being a kept boy.” I blinked at her. “I thought you didn’t want me to be a rent boy.”

Okay, that ruffled her. “You’re a bit impossible, aren’t you?”

“I do my best. But right now, I’m just trying to understand.”

“Okay, where am I losing you?” She shifted again, looking all business.

“You want me to be a good boy in public. Obedient. Not mouth off. Probably not tell your mother that you people are all crazy.”

“Right so far,” she nodded. “Especially that last one; my mother is very devout.”

“Shit, religious and crazy. Okay. And, in return for that, you’ll pretty much give me a life again?” I tugged on the collar. “Or at least something of a life?”

“In stages, yes. I’m not going to give you access to a car today; I’m not stupid.”

“I’d never say you were,” I agreed. I liked my skin too much and, besides, she really seemed pretty on top of things, if a little angsty. “So I earn it by being a good boy.”

I was being sarcastic. I really was.

“Yes,” she answered, dead seriously. “Exactly.”

“This is more than a little demeaning, you know.”

“Well, yes,” she agreed, and then, I don’t know, saw something in my face or something and sighed. “Look, it’s sort of crazy to have an American slave fresh off the plane as a companion. It’s a position with a lot of responsibility and a lot of opportunity to mess up the Lady’s public standing.”

“So why do it? Why buy me at all?” I managed not to flinch on “buy” this time.

“I wanted someone with spirit and personality.”

“Oh, goody. You like me being a brat, but only when we’re in private. In public, you want me to be a good little boy toy. Wouldn’t it have been easier to buy a boy toy and order him to say no in private?”

Okay, she wasn’t the only one getting worked up. And now she looked really taken aback, like she hadn’t thought of that. “That’s not…”

“Too bad, ‘cause that’s what you’re doing. ‘I like your spark, but only as long as I’m the only one who sees it. If you act like that in public, it’s embarrassing.’ Just put me in a fucking burka, why don’t you?”

She actually backed up, and for a moment, I thought she was going to cry. Then she shot back at me, just as nastily, “Goddess fucking forfend I try to come to an arrangement that doesn’t involve breaking you . May she forbid that I pick you because the little lapdogs would survive anywhere and if I didn’t buy you, the Baron was going to be using you as a footstool. Consort forbid I try to help you adjust to a life as a slave without just tying you to the foot of my bed.”

“This is your idea of rescue?” I snapped back. “What about letting me go? What about just letting me be myself?”

She picked up her glass, and for a moment I thought she was either going to throw it or crush it. I didn’t know whether to duck or grab a towel. “If I let you ‘just be yourself,’” she answered, grating every word out and punctuating it with a thump of the glass on the table, “before long, my mother will be demanding that I have you whipped, and then beaten, and then sold. And I will have lost whatever freedom she chooses to give me, and you will be completely and thoroughly fucked.”

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Tuesday with PLUMBER!

Guys, I’m SO EXCITED!

As we speak, the plumbers are either on the way to or at my place, fixing the baseboard heaters, the shower, and the sink that needs to be removed.

THIS MEANS that we can get the carpet installed!!

It also means that we need to get off our butts and do everything else for the bedroom, namely:

  • Finish painting all the trim
  • Case and trim the window. Trim the door.
  • Sand the door & contemplate painting it
  • Figure out how to do the closet
  • Cut and stain the closet pieces
  • install the closet

Guess what I’m doing for the next two weeks!

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…Haven’t You People Ever Heard of Closing the God-Damned Door… A story of #Addergoole, non-canon

Rix and I were talking about family trees, and how Mike VanderLinden ends up twice on a standard family tree program, and that led to how Mike should clone itself. This is what resulted. (The lyrics were Rix’s idea; googling them got me to Panic! At the Disco, hence the title)

Mike and Manira are both Addergoole characters. Short version: Mike is a succubus, a Daeva, a bloodline of gender-fluid fae. So’s Manira, but due to Plot, she is stuck in the body of a half-breed teenaged student.



Last night, can’t remember.
What happened? Where’d we go?
I woke up this morning.
Where’s my car? Where’s my keys? Where’s my clothes?
I feel my head still spinning but I’m doing alright
Cause I think I just had the best night of my life.
Last night, can’t remember.
What happened? Did it happen? Last night
~“Last Night,” Good Charlotte

Mike woke with a mouth full of cotton and a feeling in his head like something had been rearranged. No – her head. She looked down at herself, wondering what the feeling like… oh.

She rolled over in the bed – not her bed. Her bed was softer, and generally darker. The succubus Manira smirked back at her, licking her lips as if devouring a tasty secret.

“How’re you feeling, lover?” the girl purred.

“I… ill,” Mike admitted. How had she ended up here? For that matter, where was here? And what did Manira know that she didn’t? “Where are my clothes?”

“Tch, never did figure that out, did you, pretty? I’ll get your clothes when I’m damn good and ready to.”

“Is that any way to talk to your Mentor?” Mike complained.

“Is that any way to talk to the only one in the room who knows what you did last night? Or you could go back on your high horse, little girl… and in nine months you can admit you don’t know who should Name it.”

“Name… Manira!”

“Not me, pretty thing, I’m still stuck in this body. No cock.” She made a rude gesture. “What’ll it be, Professor Prettypants?”

Mike sighed, wondering how she seemed to end up with this strange girl grabbing her by the short ones. “What can I do for you, Manira?” And who knocked me up?

“That’s a good professor,” the girl cooed. “Now come here and kiss me properly.”

An exhausting, hot, sweaty two hours later, Mike lay back on the bed, parts of her throbbing that hadn’t felt want like this in centuries. Manira had a way of making everything feel just a little dirty, just a little wrong, and she ate it up, devoured it in a way that managed to make Mike feel like less of an incubus by comparison.

She was patting Mike’s tit now, making the Daeva ache with a new surge of need. “I knew you could e a sweet ride if you were properly convinced. And I won’t do it again, Professor, but I wanted to taste you properly motivated.”

“Unh.” She wasn’t sure she could manage more than that. “Baby?” Oh, yes. The reason she’d ended up like this.

“I’m really surprised you can’t remember at all… that drink must have been better than I was told. You students really are quite impressive pharmacologists, Mikey.”

“Baby?” she insisted. Drugged. Oh, good. She really had to have a talk with Luke and Regine about that.

“Silly girl. You’re the father.”

“Mother?”

“Mother, too. I’m sure Regine will be thrilled.” She patted Mike’s stomach. “Be careful with the little peanut. It took a bit of bending to get it in there.”

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(Aunt) Ruan, for an Icon

Ruan, in her lab, holding a pair of tongs (in the conservatory with the candlestick?)

Hair is like the bob on the left, red.

What we can see of her dress is something like this on the left, though I think she prefers colors to neutrals.

She is wearing over the dress, however, an apron. Must be tidy.

And, of course,
Goggles.

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Friday, Bruised

An informal survey of my friends suggests that this week is fired.

Love to all of you, and the weekend is coming.

On my own front, I managed to give myself a shiner (black eye) (well nearly) by walking into the back of a bike rack. Ow! Missed my eye by less than 1/2 an inch… glad I’m not shorter!!

(The sort mounted on the top of the car, sticking out the back by a couple feet…. grumble)

In positive news, I FOUND A PLUMBER!!! So soon, I will be able to shower and then we can have carpet and maybe be in the new bedroom by the end of the year!!

This weekend I shall paint trim, and maybe start on building the closet.

[personal profile] meeks has posted a preview of an illustration she’s doing for Mother-Tongue by [personal profile] jjhunter.

[personal profile] ysabetwordsmith is hosting 2011 Winterfaire at her journal.

(very belated) If you haven’t checked out HaikuJaguar‘s bazaar, I strongly recommend you do so.

[personal profile] ysabetwordsmith‘s Fishbowl will be this coming Tuesday. The theme will be “chocolate and other foods.”

And my Giraffe Call will be two Saturdays later, 12/17/11. The theme will be “Gifts, gifts, and the Gifted.”

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Meat of the Matter, a story of Rin & Girey

Loosely, after Enemy, before View-point (And many of the small stories in between will have to be re-ordered as I go.

Note to self: figure out military ranks and units).

Their long weeks in the mountains had finally spat them out into a long, green valley, just above a small settlement. They were both quiet, contemplative or just sick of hearing their own voices, and tired enough to be nodding in the saddles. They hadn’t even fought in days; they’d gotten too worn for that.

Small as it was, the town would likely have some sort of inn. An inn would mean food she didn’t have to cook over a fire, or watch Girey burn over the same fire, food that wasn’t dried tack and dried bread with dried fruit for flavor. She leaned forward over her saddle, not surprised to see Girey doing the same thing. Some things were just in a soldier’s veins, no matter the army or the nation. Food, a bed, a roof, those would spur them on like a goat to grain.

They goaded their goats faster as the hill began to level out, and then faster still as the smells of cooking meat reached their noses, until they were racing down the hill, galloping, pressed against their tired goats’ necks as if they were riding for their lives.

As the path widened into the flat road of town, they slowed, whooping and laughing, panting in exhaustion as sudden as their surge of energy had been. “I haven’t ridden like that in…” Rin fell quiet at Girey’s sudden, silent frown, and turned to follow his gaze. “Ah.”

They weren’t the first to reach this valley as a way-station from the war, it seemed. Tents were pitched in the town square and, against the hitching post of the tavern, several Bitrani prisoners were chained. More prisoners moved among the tents, and, to the side of the road, an officer was talking quietly with a townswoman, a potter by her dress, while another prisoner, this one a woman, stood nearby, shackled, waiting.

Girey’s gaze was still on those chained to the hitching post, and his eyes had narrowed, his hands clenched into fists. Rin, carefully, set a hand on his forearm, above the shackles. “Let’s get a room,” she suggested in Bitrani, gesturing at the inn across the street from the tavern.

He jerked as if he’d been slapped, and then, slowly, looked down at the chain between his wrists and nodded. “A room.”

“Once we’re settled,” she offered, still speaking in his native tongue, and quietly, “we can take a walk through the town.”

He glanced at her, looking like he was trying to guess at her motives. “We could,” he agreed reluctantly in the same language. He looked as if he was about to continue with a refusal when, somewhere in the camp, someone cried out in pain. His hands and jaw clenched again, and he nodded, slowly. “We should.”

His silence had a new tone to it as they took their room – not a great room, not even a good room, but it had a wide straw ticking of bed, the sheets looked and smelled clean, and it came with a hip-bath of warm water. They both cleaned up, not looking at each other, not speaking to one another. Rin wondered how angry he was going to get and, if he decided to throw a fit, how far she’d have to go to stop him. In a tiny, rebellious part of her mind, she wondered how far she’d be willing to go, if it came to that.

“Are you going to tell me they’re not my people anymore?” His voice was like a rasp, raw and pained, his consonants sharp. “That Girey of Tugia has no concern for Bitrani prisoners?”

She buttoned her qitari and clipped her rank-pin on the button band. “Girey of Tugia,” she answered slowly, “would of course be concerned for other Bitrani. Especially if there were any from Tugia there – which would be a little problematic to you, of course.”

“Of course,” he grumbled.

“But Rin the healer, you may have noticed, concerns herself with healing prisoners as well as with her countrymen.”

“I’ve noticed that,” he muttered. “Why are we talking about ourselves like this?”

“Because we’re talking about what we’re putting forth, not who we are. And I’m putting forth something that will let you check on the well-being of your countrymen.”

“Why?”

“Because you care. And because I care.”

“Fine,” he grumbled. “Let’s go.”

The folk in the inn stared blatantly at Girey, and muttered into their drinks. The Ossulunders had been more polite about it, and, so close to the border, he hadn’t stood out. Here, he was taller than almost everyone in the meal hall, and lighter-haired. The stares made him stand up taller, raise his chin, push his shoulders back, and meet their gazes levelly and arrogantly. He looked, Rin mused, like a Prince.

If the townsfolk in the inn saw that, or if they saw her rank insignia, or if they simply saw two tired, cranky soldiers and decided to leave well enough alone, they came, as a group, to a conclusion that the two of them were not to be bothered, and got out of their way.

Taking full advantage of this, Rin led the way back into the town, past the prisoners at the hitching post, past the townswoman now talking carefully in small, loud words to the captive, past the front tents of the encampment. The prisoners’ tent would be obvious, as it always was, from the smell.

They were stopped before they reached it. “Can I help you… Healer?”

The soldier that stopped them was clean, smooth-shaven, with trimmed hair and shiny buttons on his qitari. Rin read his rank – none to speak of – and answered brusquely. “We’re here to see the prisoners.”

“You’re not part of our unit…” he hesitated.

“Since when has a healer needed to be?”

“And that prisoner isn’t one of our shipment.”

“No. He’s my private captive. Take me to see the prisoners.”

“Yes, Lady Healer.” He nodded and walked backwards towards the tent for a few steps. “Are you from the front?”

“I am.”

“Not with your unit?”

“I was released from duty on the signing of the surrender. I’m making my own way home. And your unit?”

“We were the clean-up crew.” He looked a little embarrassed at that. “We arrived in time to escort the prisoners north.” Girey, next to her, was tense but silent. She spared him a glance, to be sure he wasn’t going to blow up. He met her eyes and ducked his chin a finger’s-width.

“Where are you taking them?”

“We’re spreading them out among the towns and villages, people who can use the help and can afford the crown’s price. Here’s the tent.” He opened the flap for her, standing back from the smell, and told the soldier at the entrance – just as shiny and clean as he was – “the Healer is here to examine the prisoners.”

“That gets you in everywhere,” Girey muttered in a whisper of Bitrani.

“That’s the idea,” she answered the same way. “I’m useful everywhere.”

And in this tent, as everywhere else, her use was needed. She looked around in the dark, feeling rather than really seeing the prisoners, tense and waiting, and then stuck her head back out the flap. “Air this place out. It stinks to the sky in there.”

“Yes, Lady Healer.” The soldier opened the flap, and then circled the ancient structure to open the back as well, letting in light and air, and letting out a few too many flies for Rin’s peace of mind.

“Get me some watered wine,” she barked, “and a basin of washing-water, as well.”

Girey knelt by the first prisoner, a low noise of anger rumbling up in his throat. “Filthy conditions,” he muttered in Bitrani.

“Can you say your people treated prisoners better?” she countered quietly. He had no answer for her, there. And, indeed, although the prisoners were dirty, most of the stink came from fear, not from filth.

She spent an hour in the tent, healing what needed healing, and cleaning what needed cleaning. The prisoners were, to her eye and nose, dirty, frightened, and uncertain, but in as good of health as could be expected, given the terrain and the march there.

Girey spoke to them as she healed them, their voices low, the conversation furtive and uncertain. They didn’t know what was happening to them. They didn’t think that the Callanthe kept slaves. They worried they were going to be sacrificed to some pagan god.

Girey soothed their fears as much as he could – as far as he knew, the Callanthe still worshipped the Three. He did not think they engaged in human sacrifice off the battlefield. His own shackles were proof that they kept prisoners, and his cleanliness was proof that the filth was not necessarily going to last forever.

When they were done, Rin swaying on her feet a bit, they left the tent open and sought out an officer, leaving the well-shaven young soldiers behind.

The officer was, perhaps unsurprisingly, in the tavern, speaking with a few of what looked like the better-off townsfolk. Two more prisoners stood shackled behind him, clearly not following the conversation and just as clearly nervous. All of them looked up when Rin and Girey entered.

“Healer…?” the legate began, politely enough.

“Healer Rin,” she introduced herself. “Second legion, fifth century, although I have been discharged.”

“I heard you were taking care of our prisoners.”

“Yes, sir. They are in fairly good shape, if in need of a bath.”

“Something I see your captive isn’t wanting for. You found yourself a pretty one, didn’t you?”

She wondered how long Girey would continue to pretend not to know the language. “He’s quite handsome,” she agreed. “I’m lucky I stumbled over him.”

“And not the other way around. These people are monsters to our women.”

“I’ve heard the rumors. These captives you have here, are they guilty of that?”

“These? No, of course not. We executed the rapists on the spot, and most of the other criminal sorts. These are surrendered soldiers and officers.”

She nodded; she’d expected as much, but best to get it out there. “What are you doing with them, then?”

“Now that we’re far enough from the former border to avoid flight risks, we’re selling them to families and businesses who can use an extra hand. The Army can always use the money.”

It was a truism as old as “rain is wet,” but he smirked like he’d said something clever, so Rin smiled back at him. “They’re nervous, sir, your captives. They don’t know what’s going on.”

“You speak Bithrain?” His look went from lazy to sharp in a heartbeat, and Rin cursed inwardly. Nobles and high-ranking officers might be fluent in Bitrani, but not so many of the rank and file were.

“My captive knows some Callenian,” she hedged. “He was speaking to the prisoners while I healed them.”

“Aah.” He sank back, disappointed. “Was hoping I could requisition your services. Not one of my soldiers speaks more Bithrain than ‘where’s the privy?’”

“The Bitrani who lived near the border often know more Callenian than they let on. Let me have my captive talk to them, let them know what’s going on, and I’ll see if I can get one of them to admit to some Callenian.”

“That sounds like an idea,” he admitted grudgingly. “Or I could requisition him, instead. He looks like he’s noble, he can probably read and write, or at least keep numbers.”

She felt Girey tense next to her, but she was rather busy being tense, herself. “The terms of enlistment for Healers and other specialists allows for war trophies, sir,” she answered carefully. If he made her pull rank, things would likely get very messy all around.

“Yes, but in times of war, an officer may requisition property to assist the war effort,” the man countered smoothly. Rin opened her mouth, trying to come up with a counterargument to that that wouldn’t lead to more trouble.

“Not war now,” the Bitrani woman behind the man said in careful, slow Callanthe. “Surrender signed.”

“There you have it.” She suppressed the urge to whoop; it wouldn’t be polite. “We are no longer at war, however long the peace may last. And you have your translator. Unless you’ve already sold her?”

“As a matter of fact…” the townsman began, but the officer was ripping up the paperwork.

“No, no we haven’t.” He turned to the woman. “You translate?”

She spoke to Girey in rapid Bitrani, and he answered just as quickly. Although Rin considered herself a fluent speaker, even she had trouble following along, especially while pretending not to understand.

“This woman wants to keep you, your Grace. Do you wish to be kept? If you don’t, I can suddenly get stupid and not follow their silly language anymore, and this fathead here will requisition you.”

“Is he a fair fathead, at least?”

“As rabbits roasting on the fire go, his belly will crackle nicely.”

Girey glanced at Rin, and a little smile crossed his lips. “This one has more meat. Translate as you will.”

The woman turned back to the officer, and nodded. “I translate, honored fighter Farran.”

Later, back in their room at the inn, Rin couldn’t resist asking Girey. “More meat?”

He flushed nicely under his tan. “More substance. There’s… more to you. Why didn’t you tell him you spoke Bitrani?”

“Some of my substance, I’d rather not share all around.” She glanced at the single bed again, and then at the hard floor with its thin rug. “Come to bed, Girey. ‘More meat,’ indeed.”

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