Inspired by the_vulture‘s prompt
And there this Lo Pan guy is, flying around like some batshit giant pixie, cutting everyone to shreds, and here’s this redneck cowboy blasting around, this Egg guy fighting Lo Pan like they’re The Last True Mages (who I damn well know died two hundred years ago), pretty girls with green eyes being zombified, mooks and minions flying and bleeding and making a mess of this gorgeous temple, well, never mind that it was a temple to Lo Pan’s Lo Panniness.
And there was me. Green-eyed, sure. But nobody looks twice at the tiny little elf girl when there are these big old hooman girls around to marry and zombify and rescue and what have you. And nobody looks twice at what’s happening behind the curtain, do they, because they’re not supposed to. They’re supposed to see the muss and fuss up on stage and ignore those of us back here.
And ignored and back-here and happily hidden, there we were, making sure this one ended the way it was supposed to. Like we do, pulling the strings, making the stories. Telling the stories to themselves, my grandma called it. Telling the road where it goes.
And of course the big lunk messed it up, but that’s all right. We had another story for him. And oh, boy, was that one a doozy!!
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<3 Big Trouble refrences… <3 so hard
*purrr* (me too, though I should really watch it again)
*chuckle* Hee!
*grin* glad you like it!
*grins broadly*
One day, I WILL run a Big Trouble in Little China PBeM RPG, really!
*PERK*
Okay, now was that *PERK* as in perking your interest, or *PERK* as in I should be offering that as some sort of reward for achieving a crowdfunding goal?
Ear-perk! But um.. that would be cool too! I should do that, but I rp for free.
I kinda figured the former, but the latter gets used so much hereabouts, I figured I’d better double check.
;-D
(I have to confess Big Trouble was one of those movies that solidified my kink early on.)
Kink for what? There’s quite a few represented in Big Trouble (kidnapping, D/s, bondage, blood play, silk clothing, more bondage, wire action Kung Fu (okay, the last doesn’t really show up much as a kink, but there was a lot of it in the movie XD )).
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no. Not much… well, “being rescued.”
*chuckle*
*blush*
I’m going to cherish this moment; it’s not often than an ace can make a kinky fiction writer blush.