The Apoc
In the end of May, 2011, strange things started happening all over the world. Follow along with ![[personal profile]](http://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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faeapoclive as the apocalypse unfolds
June 15-21
tabularose:
The Black Suits Are Coming to Get Me
Okay, this is getting pretty disturbing. Yesterday, the expensive-suit people came back – barged in, really – and dug through all of my roommate’s books again, and all of hew new notes. They mostly missed my stuff because I told them – the truth! – that I was working on a paper on monasteries and similar architectural artifacts.
But now I’m reading books in my closet, in the back room of the library, in the crappy cafe nobody uses. And those monks are pretty frighting. Maybe more so than expensive-suit people.
Okay, so this just happened & I'm freaking out. Not supposed to take pictures, but. Well. All things considering… pic.twitter.com/KNfOZ3cYKQ
— Water Syde (@WaterSyde1) June 15, 2014
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GET OVER IT, PEOPLE
EDITORIAL: The world is suddenly awash in news of “portals” and “strange occurrences.” It’s like every time I open the newspaper, there’s something else that looks like the Weekly World News.
Get it together, people. There’s conflict and chaos in the Middle East. There’s financial troubles everywhere. Our own house is none too clean and we can’t get Congress to agree on mashed potatoes or fries for lunch, much less anything important.
There’s some weird stuff in the air? Get over it. There’s always going to be some weird stuff in the air – especially if you’re sniffing the “weird stuff.” There are a lot more important things to worry about.
In San Antonio, an enormous black, shaggy dog, nearly as tall at the shoulder as a human, has been seen walking the streets.
— Faerie Apocalypse (@FaeApocLive) June 16, 2014
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SOMETHING IN THE WATER IN JEFFERSON, TEXAS?
JEFFERSON, Texas(AP): In the county seat of Marion County, Texas, all seven hundred three men between the ages of sixteen and forty years old suddenly walked out of town this evening, each of them wearing a glassy smile and appearing to not know where they are.
One man was injured as he walked into oncoming traffic, then further injured as he attempted to get up with a broken leg and continue to walk. No other damage has been reported.
Casper, Wyoming – a throne ten feet tall & eight feet wide has appeared in the center of the Fort Caspar historic site.
— Faerie Apocalypse (@FaeApocLive) June 17, 2014
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PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD CONTINUES TO KILL
CAIRO, Eqypt: People continue to fall dead near the so-called “portal to the underworld.” This dome-shaped golden light, in the center of Tahrir square, seems to lead to the pyramids. However, any person who steps into the dome has vanished, so the only reports that exist are those from drone-like bomb-sniffing robots.
As days go on, the fatal radius around the dome-portal appears to be growing; at the current rate of growth, it is estimated that within a week, the entire square will be fatal to stand within or even near.
Egyptian authorities could not be reached for comment.
So, yesterday, a bunch of black-suit sorts started putting up fencing around the whole area. Wouldn't answer any questions.
— Water Syde (@WaterSyde1) June 18, 2014
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VOICES FROM ABOVE IN LATVIA
RIGA, Latvia(AP): in the rural areas around Riga, the capital and largest city of Latvia, people report hearing voices coming from the power lines.
Various people – in various areas around the region – report various different types of voice, low, high, loud, very soft, and various phrases, but none of the phrases are in Latvian or, indeed, in any recognized human language. A team of linguists is currently working with the farmers to decipher the words.
Thessalonica, Greece: the Zeitenlik cemetery is the center of new miracles: cancer cured, wounds healed, fortunes restored.
— Faerie Apocalypse (@FaeApocLive) June 20, 2014
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• all seven hundred three men over the ages of sixteen and forty years old → between the ages of (Please pass this on to the Associated Press in the relevant universe.)
I believe it’s the Amalgamated Press 😉 *Sends on the correction* thank thee.