Archive | March 2016

Landing Page: Science!

Why haven’t mad scientists taken over the world? Either they already have, and we just don’t notice, or they’re too dysfunctional to take over much of anything.

This setting posits a little bit of both.


Best place to start
Engineered (LJ)
The stories run in more or less chronological order.


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Landing Page: Lady Taisiya’s Fourth Husband

Lady Taisiya has just married her fourth husband, a respectable number of husbands to have for a woman of means.

But Sefton – now named Feltian – is going to learn more from his new wife and his co-husbands than how to properly serve his lady.

His world, after all, has some secrets.


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Watery Worldbuilding 

    Landing Page: Dragons Next Door

    Smokey Knoll is an exciting place to live, but for Aud and Sage and their kids, it’s just… life. Harpies, centaurs, and tiny people in the walls; kidnappers, magic-users, and strange poisons in black jars… Aud just wants to get through the latest parent-teacher meeting, and nevermind the mayor’s latest problem.

    The ogres next door have moved out, but the new neighbors have a joyriding teen and a new infant whose cries can wake up the neighborhood. Sure, the wee little thing is adorable, but he belches fire when he’s colicky and needs asbestos diapers.

    This series of short pieces follows the mostly-human family in their interactions with their magical neighbors.


    Best Places to Start
    Get Off My Lawn!
    Backpack Gremlins


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    Landing Page: Desmond’s Climb

    Every year, twenty-eight people in Desmond’s city wake up wearing a collar.

    What happens to them after that has been a mystery for ages.

    Desmond is about to find out.


    Desmond’s Story

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    Building the World

    Interuniversal Women’s Day: Rin

    written to [personal profile] rix_scaedu‘s prompt here: Rin on finding out she can’t escape being Empress.
    Written rather after the extant stuff.

    Rin had been staring at paperwork for well over four hours. She had every archivist, priest, librarian, scholar, and historian in the entity of Lannamer looking over the papers with her.

    Finally, her distant cousin Indiekdiek shook his head. “It is possible. It would pass the inheritance on to one of them, however. And because they are not considered unsuitable, we couldn’t simply get them removed from succession.”

    “And marrying Girey? That doesn’t make me ineligible?”

    “You married a prince.” Indiek shook his head at her. “To quote the Empress Akatarinakata, ‘it matters not why other nations seek to put crowns on their people. We will give them the courtesy of assuming they are at least as stringent as us.’ Well, that’s a bit of a paraphrase.”

    Rin looked over at the Empress Akatarinakata’s biography. The woman had won wars riding at the very front of the raids. “I’m not going to argue with her, at least, no matter how long she’s been dead.”

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    Patreon Pledge Drive

    All right, I’m not going to bore you with a day-long telethon with people interrupting all your favorite programs to tell you about how if you donate just $5 you can get a WXXI tote bag…

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    Groundhog Day, part the End


    Part One: Dreamwidth ~ Live Journal
    Part Two: Dreamwidth ~ Live Journal
    Part Three: Dreamwidth ~ Livejournal
    Part Four: Dreamwidth ~ Livejournal
    Part Five: Dreamwidth ~ Livejournal
    Part Six: Dreamwidth ~ Livejournal
    Part Seven: Dreamwidth ~ LiveJournal
    Part Eight: Dreamwidth ~ Live Journal


    The guard dog tugged at his leash, but he couldn’t escape. He whined and whimpered, but couldn’t make any other noise. He looked up at his so-called master and whimpered.

    The look his master gave him was cold. “Sit. Stay. I’ve got preparations to do.”

    Against his will, Nepharn the Dog sat and stayed. Around him, the village prepared for the attack, and here he was, with no way at all to break the defenses and let Gorjarn’s men in.

    How had she known?

    A skinny teenaged girl patted his head. “Good dog.” He thought the smile she gave him was far too vindictive. “Good dog, doing just what you’re told.

    Nepharn the Dog whined. He had a feeling today was going to go very badly for him.


    Tip Jar ~ Patreon

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    The Doomsday Room of the Cloverleaf Museum

    The Cloverleaf Museum of History had dedicated half a floor of their four-story building to the history of Cloverleaf and the pre-Disaster city it had replaced, Helena. And in that area, they’d dedicated one room to the city’s builder and founder, Cya Red Doomsday.

    Tarben had stared at the official portrait for perhaps a little too long. She didn’t look all that different than he remembered her. She’d let her hair go back to brown, except one streak in the distinctive “Cya Red.” She was smiling, the sort of exasperated little smile he remembered well. And she was wearing academic robes, which made her look a little bit distinctive and maybe a few years older.

    Few years. Tarben snorted, glad there was nobody else but an aging docent in the room – an aging docent that, if human, was young enough to be his daughter if not his granddaughter. Cya’s kids had been almost ready for Addergoole when she’d Kept Tarben, and that had been quite a long time ago.

    He recognized the wooden chest to one side of the portrait; the one she’d built for him had lasted over fifty years, but he’d lost it when he’d had to flee a town a little too quickly. He recognized the replica self-storage unit, too, and had to stifle a laugh. What a way to show Cya’s history!

    His eyes stopped on a rack of collars, and his smile vanished. Slowly, Tarben crossed the room, counting rows. Ten rows of ten. She’d gotten a bigger rack somewhere along the way. And…

    “Excuse me?” He flagged down the docent. “There’s some collars missing.” His collar was missing.

    “Oh, yes.” The docent beamed at him. “When she donated the rack to the museum, Mayor Doomsday held on to some of her favorites.”

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    March Patreon Theme Poll

    Hello! It’s time for the March Theme Poll!

    These polls determine the theme for Patreon writing for the month, spurring the prompt call and from there several stories.

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