“Aw, that’s adorable. Look at those little ears.”

“Adorable, I’ll give you adorable!”

“Shh, don’t talk. It ruins the effect. Man, that’s adorable. Clothes off.”

“mmngg..”

“Oh, come here, I want to pet you. You look adorable, you really doo… and that frown. That’s the cutest frown I’ve ever seen. Maybe a badger Change? Or one of the mystery Changes, I suppose. At least you’re not a skunk or something. Let me pet you. Forget sex, I could just pet you all day…. Ow! What the hell, what did you do to me? Are those… ow! Quills, ow, shit… OW!”

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