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The Meter Problem
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This is all @lilFluff‘s fault. Brought on by a toot thread in a now-deleted server, quoted below. Science! ‘verse.Â
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“I think we’ve got it!”
Liam stopped at the door and peered at his scientists. Â They had to be his; they were in his building.
But he couldn’t remember what this room – tucked behind the break room and next to the fire escape – was even for.
The scientist looking at him looked like she’d forgotten what a brush was for, but she also looked thrilled.
“Tell me more.”
“The square meter challenge. Â It was a problem for interns, twenty years ago.”
Liam made a mental note to make sure someone in HR knew about this department.
“And…?” Continue reading
Protected: The Eastern Gate
Protected: Drawing a Line
Visa
“Excuse me, citizen.”
These border checks were getting ridiculous.
Karyk huffed and presented the gold-and-circuitry bracelet that everyone in Reldienne — or what had been Reldienne three weeks ago, at least — was required to have on their person at all times when crossing, or across, a border. “I’m going to the grocery store.” It wasn’t much of a protest, because protesting only upset the border guards, and when they got upset, they started asking for blood samples and stool samples and — it got rather unpleasant.
“You’re crossing over the border into South-west Reldienne. Â That’s a new nation and, as such, requires a border check,” the guard explained. Continue reading
Protected: Margen’s Wort
Visit the Ladyâs Garden

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âSo you get your own garden?â Gernot walked around Pihlaâs room slowly. Â âThis is pretty nice. Â But – no bed?â
âThere was one, but I talked them into giving me more dirt instead,â Phila admitted. Â âI sleep in this part, here.â Â She toed the dirt as she watched the upperclassman and his assessing looks.
âYou were raised down here, in the Village?â
âSort of?  I was sprouted in the Meadow.  But when I was old enough to go walking,  my⊠parent took me and we explored the world until it was time to come here.â
âSprouted. Â Parent.â Â Gernot took a step backwards towards the door. Â Pihla found herself smiling, although she was a little sad, too.
âYeah. Â Unless youâre a tree, too-â
âYou havenât Changed yet, you canât have!â
âI havenât, thatâs the very strange part. Â I donât know what my Change will be like. Â But, ah. Â One of my aunts managed to fertilize with a Tree Change.â
âHow do you know all of this?â Â He looked at the door and then glared at her.
Pihla sighed. Â She flopped down on one of the few chairs in her room-slash-garden and gestured at another one. Â âYou have to know what not to say fast, when you spent your first ten years of life as a sapling. Â So I know a lot more than a lot of people coming here.â
Gernot sat down slowly. Â âWere you, were you leading me on?â Â He sounded less angry and more confused.
âNo. Â No, not really. Â I mean – Unless youâre a Tree Change, like I said, we probably arenât cross-fertile?â
âIâm a siren.â Â He watched her carefully. Â âNot a tree, not even seaweed. Â So-â
âSo you have a very, very tempting voice. Â I noticed that.â Â She winked at him. Â She was smiling, not angry. Â âAnd I thought you were cute. Â Handsome. Â And Iâve waited a while to come here, to learn about this whole – this whole school thing. Â Trees grow up slower,â she explained carefully.
âSo youâre – youâre-â Â Gernot huffed and tried to gather his thoughts. Â âYou were – you wanted – you -â
âI probably canât give you your child.  And I donât really have a bed here, or anything like that.â  Her smile was patient but, more than that, interested.  âBut, if you want to, say, roll around in the dirt with meâŠâ
Gernotâs eyes went to the place sheâd said she slept. âI, ah. I-â
âOr, if youâd rather, I hear thereâs a pool.â Â Now, now she was grinning. Â âJust maybe donât sing while weâre at it, okay?â
He had no idea what was going on. Â On the other hand, he thought maybe that might be all right. Â And he had to admit – âMaybe. Â Maybe, uh. Â After you show me your garden?â
Pihla giggled. Â âItâs a deal. Â Come on, here, Iâll show you my favorite plant.â
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Although not really referenced. Pihlas grandparent/parent and aunt are found here:
Year Nine Chapter 31
Year Nine Outtake: Kheper & Curry
Hiatus Fic 5: Sprouting


Ladies Who Garden

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It was Whitneyâs second spring working on the Crossroads park, so she had gotten used to some of the more surprising help – not just the fae and ghosts, the strange-people and the occasional mysterious work done between when she left one night and when she returned the next, but vagrants and rebellious kids, cops and neighbors of the area and, once, the entire local chapter of the Pagans motorcycle club.
She was, still, a little bit confused when seven women – all wearing pastel straw hats over their well-coiffed grey hair, sporting gloves with flowers on them that nevertheless looked as if they had seen use at some point, and carrying brightly-coloured caddies full of gardening tools – walked up to her while she was taking a water break.
âGwendolyn Marcus.â Â The lead woman – yellow hat, yellow gloves, pink caddy – held out a gloved hand. Continue reading
Protected: Chapter 37: Creatures Great and Small
MicroGreens
The Tinies of Dragons Next Door can be found here. Â The Tinies are generally around 4-6″ at the tallest, usually shorter, and live in the walls of human (Big) and dweomer (humanoid fae, also Big) dwellings.Â
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âTheyâre called âmicrogreens.ââ
Oka looked between her parents, trying to be defiant, feeling defensive, and looking nervous.
âWe are – micro.â
Her hands were full of the seeds, which she had gotten when the Big whose house they shared had spilled her groceries.
Wud cleared her throat. âWe are, but these are – we donât grow, Oka.â Continue reading